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Political Stickers

Hillary Clinton Sticker 2008Hillary 2008 Sticker
4x5 inches (width x height) Vinyl Sticker. $3.00 - HURRY, only 9 in stock!



bullet "Political Correctness Offends Me"

bullet Thank Teacher and Vet
If you can read this... Thank a Teacher
If you can read this in English... Thank a VET

bullet Support the Troops - Impeach Bush


Politically Incorrect CDs

Im So Indicted - Politically Incorrect CDI'm So Indicted CD
2006

Springtime for Liberals, for the Politically IncorrectSpringtime for Liberals, July 2007


BushSpeak: The Curious Wit & Wisdom of George W. BushBushSpeak: The Curious Wit & Wisdom of George W. Bush
A collection of gaffes, goofs and downright head-scratchers from the leader of the free world President George W. Bush.Includes some of his most famous misses including "Where Wings Take Dream," "Make the Pie Higher," and "War Is A Dangerous Place."

Songs in the Key of WSongs in the Key of W
A group of merry balladeers joined together to celebrate the eloquence of our President. In the tradition of "The First Family", "The Capitol Steps", and "A Mighty Wind", choir director Steve McAllister and a cast of patriots bring to life George W's memorable words, in song. Tracks include "She's An Unsticker", "Embetterment! Ingrinable!", "Commisterate, Not Commisterate", and "Nucular". Grammatical advisory: contains actual Presidential flubs.

This Land Was Your Land
This Land Was Your Land



Bush Comes to Shove CD or Cassette Bush Comes to Shove Warning: This hilarious 2002 recording by the renowned Capitol Steps singing group contains parodies! Song titles" Shoe-Bomb , Don't Go Faking You're Smart, Enron-ron-ron, Tom Ridge Bedtime Stories, Taliban, Pack the Knife , Mr. Greenspan, Dr. Tommy Tuck, Everybody Must Get Cloned, Tony With the Light Brown Hair, Who'll Drop the Bomb During Ram-a-dan-a-dan , Jacques Chirac, Osama Come Out Tomorrow, Old Man Wizard, Con-did-it, You Don't Mess Around With Jim , Cher the Power, India Oh India, Argentina, MOOOOOOO, Glory Paranoia, Lirty Dies: Schmenron and Obama Sin Laden. CD or Cassette.

One Bush, Two Bush, Old Bush New Bush Live CD One Bush, Two Bush, Old Bush New Bush CD [LIVE] The Capitol Steps -- Laugh-out-loud funny . No politican is spared, from Bush to Gore, or rather gush to bore
More CDs!

  • Sixteen Scandals
    Songs include: Secret Asian Man, White House Hotel, Don't Cry for Me, Judge Scalia, Sheik Sheik, Right Wing Striking Again, Send in the Clones, Loonies of the Right, Gandhi Man!! $15.98

    MORE HUMOROUS CDs!

  • Papa's Got a Brand New Baghdad
  • Workin' 9 to 10
  • We Arm the World
  • Between Iraq & A Hard Place
  • First Lady and the Tramp
  • Unzippin' My Doo-Dah [LIVE]
  • Sheik, Rattle & Roll!
  • Lord of the Fries
  • All I Want For Christmas Is A Tax Increase

    Many more to choose from!

    George W. Bush Bobble DollGeorge W. Bush Bobble
    Highly detailed bobbing heads are classic patriotic collectibles. Cast in poly resin and hand-painted. 5 1/2 in tall, gift boxed. $14.95


  • Calendars

    The Bush Countdown CalendarGeorge W. Bush Out of Office Countdown 2008 Desk Calendar
    He's doing a heck of a job, but hang in there...it's almost over! Much of the nation has been counting the days since the first inauguration of the president who said, "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." Count down the days while enjoying: the best of Bush bloopers and blunders, the indictments, scandals, embarrassments and audacity of the president's advisors, admirers (think Harriet), cronies, appointees (see cronies) and strange bedfellows. $11.99

    bullet Wall Calendar

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    George W. Bush, Bye-Bye Bush 2008 Desk CalendarBye-Bye Bush 2008 Desk Calendar
    Mark each day until the era of Dubya finally comes to an end with daily reminders of botched diplomacy, questionable decisions, and timeless quotes from the one and only. Includes pages for days through January 20, 2009, Inauguration Day. $11.95

    bullet Bushisms, George W. Bush 2008 Desk Calendar
    bullet Bushisms 2008 Computer Calendar

    bullet More from Calendars.com


    MAXINE

    Maxine 2008 Desk Calendar
    With a convenient tear-off page for each day of the year, the Maxine Year-in-a Box calendar features the whiny wisdom of the popular blue-haired septuagenarian and is perfect for use by the phone, on the desk, at bedside or anywhere you need a dose of Maxine's "reality" to get you through the day! $12.99

    bullet Maxine 2008 Softcover Engagement Calendar

    bullet Maxine 2008 Mini Wall Calendar

    bullet More from Calendars.com


    Resin Republican Party ElephantRepublican Party Elephant Ornament
    Comical elephant holding USA flag.The ornament comes with ribbon for hanging. $5.95


    Democrat Donkey OrnamentDemocrat Ornament - Donkey
    Comical donkey with USA flag .The ornament will also stand as a table ornament. Comes with ribbon to hang. $5.95


    Democratic Donkey Bosley BobberDemocratic Donkey Bobble-head
    Democratic Party Donkey! Collectible Democratic Donkey bobbing head doll. Collectors box included. This bobber stands about 8 inches tall. $14.95

    bullet Republican Elephant Bosley Bobber


    Elephant Republican Political MaskRepublican Elephant Political Mask
    Perfect for any election or political rally!
    No matter if you are showing support for, or making a statement against, this is the mask for the Republican party! This plastic elephant half mask has an American Flag accent, and is one size fits most adults. 11.99 Price: $8.99 Check out more Political Masks!


    Don't Mess with Texas Flags boxer shortsDon't Mess with Texas Flags boxer shorts These 100% cotton knit boxers feature the flags of Texas on the right leg. The left leg proudly proclaims "DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS".
    Sugg. Retail: $19.99 Price: $11.99 (Save: $8.00)


    BOOKS

    bullet Fraud: The Strategy Behind the Bush Lies and Why the Media Didn't Tell You

    bullet The Bush Haters Handbook: A Guide to the Most Appalling Presidency of the Past 100 Years [BARGAIN PRICE] (Paperback)
    bullet Cruel and Unusual: Bush/Cheney's New World Order

    bullet Our Dumb Century : The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source
    bullet It's Still the Economy, Stupid : George W. Bush, The GOP's CEO by Paul Begala (Author) (Paperback)
    bullet The Bush Dyslexicon : Observations on a National Disorder by Mark Crispin Miller (Paperback)
    bullet George W. Bushisms : The Slate Book of The Accidental Wit and Wisdom of our 43rd President by Jacob Weisberg (Author) (Paperback)
    bullet More George W. Bushisms : More of Slate's Accidental Wit and Wisdom of Our 43rd President by Jacob Weisberg (Author) (Paperback)
    bullet You Got to Dance With Them What Brung You : Politics in the Clinton Years
    bullet Everyone Is Entitled to My Opinion by David Brinkley
    bullet Our Dumb Century : The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source
    bullet The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook by Henry Beard, et al (Paperback - October 1993)


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